We canceled part of our week off to bring you continuing coverage of the Trumpocalypse! Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto social media… First, we’re introducing a brand new co-host this week to help us understand what the hell Trump is doing on Twitter. Then, we present a classic feature wherein Jamie mangles all the words to your favorite 80s hits. You’ll seriously have a newfound disrespect for Jamie after you hear what she does to the songs you love.
Hello there, kids! This week we’re bringing you a brand new installment of UnPR Junior, full of all the things kids love most… like inspirational robots, Trump biography titles, and our first ever installment of Pseudo-Celebrity Spotlight. All the fun culminates in a children’s version of our signature game, Who Has the Biggest Asshole. (Disclaimer: Though we’re jokingly presenting this as a podcast for kids, it is not. Seriously. No good will come of it. Absolutely no kids should listen to this.)
This week, we take a deep dive into the remarkably shallow waters just off the disappearing coast of Covfefe. Then we have a brief argument about Kathy Griffin.. just before marveling at the curative powers of rice. In a vain attempt to Trump your anger at the U.S. president proudly committing to destroy our planet, our feature focuses on a men’s activist group determined to be rid of women. Like us… you might get a little pissed.
Please check out https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/inside-the-global-collective-of-straight-male-separatistshttps://www.mgtow.com/ for more info on MGTOW.
We recorded the show this week before Trump tried to bomb Syria and somehow managed to fuck that up too. But we still have a great show for you! First, we take on the nuclear option, hypocritical fallout and all. Then we play one of your favorite games, but with a pretty big twist. In the news, crazy cat ladies get a new perfume. And speaking of crazy, Michelle Bachmann tells us how the world will end.
This week, we take a look at Trump’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week! Sad! Then, unsatisfied with our previous asshole showings, of which there have been many, we’re bringing you an EPIC version of our signature game… Who Has the Biggest Asshole.. But this time, it’s only the creme de la creme of assholes… the all-stars, if you will.
We have a SUPER-SIZED show for you this week…our longest show ever, in fact. In what is probably not a coincidence, we’re talking about hypocrisy in politics… both the conservative AND liberal flavors. In the news, we fail to graduate from Sizzler University, Bri introduces a brand new kind of cocktail, and we bring you the hottest trends in rectal telecommunications.
This week we welcome home our very brave members of congress by listening in on a few of their town hall meetings… provided they bothered to show up; we celebrate the website that has the Trumpsters frothing at the mouth, hillarybeattrump.org. In our feature, we send back some ideas that never should have come to this country as we discuss Trump’s immigration policies… And the news brings us the shocking answer to what REALLY sunk The Titanic… (Spoiler Alert! Jamie’s heart will go on… and on… and on…)
It’s all about love this week, as Judson goes gay for Justin Trudeau and we lovingly try to guess which of Commander-In-Cheeto’s henchmen will get the axe this week. We also take a “working vacation” from the Trump train wreck to once again bring you love and life advice you didn’t ask for. And in the news, Popeyes’ tells Chipotle to “Hold My Beer,” and a son comes to terms with the passing of his father in an unusual fashion.
This week an American hero gives Martin Shkreli the gift that keeps on giving… in the face. Then, in respectful recognition what went down in DC on Friday, we play 2017’s FIRST game of “Who Has the Biggest Asshole,” which we’ve now had to rename “Who Has the Biggest Asshole (Other than Trump!).” And that doesn’t even TOUCH on the news!! … which probably wouldn’t have consented anyway… but who cares anymore!?