We’re catching up with our news this week so we’re taking a look at the eclipse… without glasses… because… WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, TRUMP! WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!! After a visit to Louise Linton’s Instagram and a dash of Trump’s Arizona speech, we focus on the main event: Our fourth and final bracket in the first round of our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Champions!!! Political Assholes.
Hello there, kids! This week we’re bringing you a brand new installment of UnPR Junior, full of all the things kids love most… like inspirational robots, Trump biography titles, and our first ever installment of Pseudo-Celebrity Spotlight. All the fun culminates in a children’s version of our signature game, Who Has the Biggest Asshole. (Disclaimer: Though we’re jokingly presenting this as a podcast for kids, it is not. Seriously. No good will come of it. Absolutely no kids should listen to this.)
This week, we take a look at Trump’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week! Sad! Then, unsatisfied with our previous asshole showings, of which there have been many, we’re bringing you an EPIC version of our signature game… Who Has the Biggest Asshole.. But this time, it’s only the creme de la creme of assholes… the all-stars, if you will.
We’re going back to our roots this week… ASSHOLES! First, we toy with some little assholes. Then we play our most epic game of Who Has the Biggest Asshole! Of course, there’s no shortage of assholes in the news including a couple of terrible teachers and someone who actually manages to out-asshole Trump… maybe. It’s actually pretty close.