This week, we force Judson to celebrate International Women’s Day! We take a quick glance at Trumpcare before it dies. In our feature, we’re taking you to the movies with the world’s worst critic, Armond White. In the news, we finally bring you a heartwarming story of new birth, and in shocking news (and this is NOT fake… seriously, it’s an actual true news story), President Trump literally gets castrated. Enjoy.