We canceled part of our week off to bring you continuing coverage of the Trumpocalypse! Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto social media… First, we’re introducing a brand new co-host this week to help us understand what the hell Trump is doing on Twitter. Then, we present a classic feature wherein Jamie mangles all the words to your favorite 80s hits. You’ll seriously have a newfound disrespect for Jamie after you hear what she does to the songs you love.
Hello there, kids! This week we’re bringing you a brand new installment of UnPR Junior, full of all the things kids love most… like inspirational robots, Trump biography titles, and our first ever installment of Pseudo-Celebrity Spotlight. All the fun culminates in a children’s version of our signature game, Who Has the Biggest Asshole. (Disclaimer: Though we’re jokingly presenting this as a podcast for kids, it is not. Seriously. No good will come of it. Absolutely no kids should listen to this.)
Happy Pride Month, everyone! We wanted to do an episode exclusively about LGBT pride, but some maniac decided to open fire on congressional republicans. We talk about what happened in Alexandria and our ideas to why. It’s a tough discussion. Luckily, we included a palette cleanser. Unluckily, that palette cleanser is tentacle porn. In our feature we finally DO have a personal and emotional discussion about LGBT pride, culminating in a slightly less emotional game in which we try to guess what various gay sex slang terms mean. Trust me, you’ll want to see what — and this is an actual gay slang term– “Over the bridge to Pimpleton” means.
The Pulse Nightclub shooting happened just one year ago. In this episode, we emotionally cope with this senseless massacre… from the inexplicable, anti-gay, hate-fueled violence to the United States’ inability to agree on common-sense gun laws. Please remember those who lost their lives in this gun massacre and so many others.
This week, we take a deep dive into the remarkably shallow waters just off the disappearing coast of Covfefe. Then we have a brief argument about Kathy Griffin.. just before marveling at the curative powers of rice. In a vain attempt to Trump your anger at the U.S. president proudly committing to destroy our planet, our feature focuses on a men’s activist group determined to be rid of women. Like us… you might get a little pissed.
Please check out https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/inside-the-global-collective-of-straight-male-separatistshttps://www.mgtow.com/ for more info on MGTOW.
This week, the UnPR Podcast is attacked by hard-core Trump supporters… and yes, there are death threats. But that’s not the best part of the show. We have an interview with an American hero, Shree Chauhan. She shouted down Sean Spicer in an Apple store in March, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. She also does amazing work with low-income families in education. Please check out parentsinpartnership.org and donate!
This week, Judson gives us a cancer update, Much to Tino’s dismay, we take a deep dive into Trump’s vagina neck. Then, we have a heated discussion of the firing of FBI Director Comey… we seriously go at it. Blood is spilled. Inexplicably, in the course of discussing the Comey firing, we somehow manage to pivot to mermaid vibrator rights… not unlike a potential future White House Press Briefing, were they not being discontinued.
This week, Judson updates us on his ass cancer… again. Then we discuss cock-holster gate and the resulting #FireColbert. Finally, we each tell you some of our own less than flattering real-life stories. These involve, in no particular order, a windowless van at a sex shop, an angry father at a gas station, a mysterious gift, and a brand new BB King.