So we had a couple of extra stories that we couldn’t fit into the news this week. Rather than just cut them out, never to be heard again, we thought our listeners might enjoy an extra helping of Internet news, along with the links from our show notes.
This story about Donald Trump’s alleged micropenis is right up the UnPR Podcast’s alley. It’s the perfect balance of politics, Trump mockery, and dick jokes. It’s not just in our wheelhouse — it hits our G-spot (ironically enough, something we hear is very hard to do with a micropenis).
It’s the sort of thing we might force Tino to write some catchy words about, perhaps accompanied by an equally catchy and well-known melody — stay tuned.
Love– or SOMETHING –is in the air this week as the UnPR Podcast ruins Valentine’s Day! We each give you a taste of our romantic tales; Mike must confront his wife’s curious bookmark; Judson proposes to an 8-year old girl; Tino gives a master course on how not to court your crush; and Jamie has a scarring encounter with a brand new kind of pool cue.
It’s all about the holidays this week… well, almost. First, Jamie decides to ruin Christmas for everyone with the worst story we’ve ever aired. If you somehow make it past that, we share some of our most cherished holiday memories. And we close out with an all-christmas installment of crazy internet news. Proving there IS such a thing as christmas miracles, Mike isn’t on the show this week at all!