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News Overload – Bonus Clips Gone Wild

As previously mentioned, we had some extra news stories this week that we had to cut purely for time constraints.

So please enjoy this story from Judson, about a man who has been arrested for failing to return a VHS tape — don’t worry if you don’t know what the fuck that is because Tino explains:

A *Bonus* Bonus Clip – The Flaming Lips!

So we had a couple of extra stories that we couldn’t fit into the news this week. Rather than just cut them out, never to be heard again, we thought our listeners might enjoy an extra helping of Internet news, along with the links from our show notes.

First up, we have a story from Mike, about The Flaming Lips!

Donald Trump (Allegedly) Has A Micropenis

This story about Donald Trump’s alleged micropenis is right up the UnPR Podcast’s alley. It’s the perfect balance of politics, Trump mockery, and dick jokes. It’s not just in our wheelhouse — it hits our G-spot (ironically enough, something we hear is very hard to do with a micropenis).

It’s the sort of thing we might force Tino to write some catchy words about, perhaps accompanied by an equally catchy and well-known melody — stay tuned.

Are you having a good day? Want us to fix that for you?

We’ve had to cut a few stories due to time constraints lately, but some of them are just so infuriating that we really felt the need to share them with you.

  • Judson


UnPR’s Valentine’s Day Spectacular

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Love– or SOMETHING –is in the air this week as the UnPR Podcast ruins Valentine’s Day! We each give you a taste of our romantic tales; Mike must confront his wife’s curious bookmark; Judson proposes to an 8-year old girl; Tino gives a master course on how not to court your crush; and Jamie has a scarring encounter with a brand new kind of pool cue.

This is how it all began…

Seriously, this is exactly how the UnPR Podcast came to be. Enjoy.


PS – Our apologies to existing users of the term ‘Scisr’, such as the PHP refactoring tool, the Software Craftsmanship in Israel group, or the esteemed Southern California Illegal Soapbox Racers.

The Rain in Spain May Stick to the Plains, but the Misogyny Prefers a Pulpit

So a Catholic Archbishop in Spain said that domestic violence happens when women do not obey men.
Remind me again why we care what ‘advice’ 70-year-old unmarried virgins offer us about sex, domestic abuse, or any other relationship topic.
Oh right. Because they are God‘s original Elf-on-the-Shelf. They even operate on the same basic rules, too. Make damn sure your kids know not to touch them.
– Judson


Placenta Claus Is Coming To Town

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It’s all about the holidays this week…  well, almost. First, Jamie decides to ruin Christmas for everyone with the worst story we’ve ever aired. If you somehow make it past that, we share some of our most cherished holiday memories. And we close out with an all-christmas installment of crazy internet news. Proving there IS such a thing as christmas miracles, Mike isn’t on the show this week at all!