This week, Judson updates us on his ass cancer… again. Then we discuss cock-holster gate and the resulting #FireColbert. Finally, we each tell you some of our own less than flattering real-life stories. These involve, in no particular order, a windowless van at a sex shop, an angry father at a gas station, a mysterious gift, and a brand new BB King.
This week, we try to fly what turns out to be some less than friendly skies, we learn some shocking alternative history from soon to be unemployed Sean Spicer. In our feature, we take a long, hard, throbbing look at gay conversion therapy. And the news brings us everything from post apocalyptic Arby’s time travel to the most vagical of all push presents.
We recorded the show this week before Trump tried to bomb Syria and somehow managed to fuck that up too. But we still have a great show for you! First, we take on the nuclear option, hypocritical fallout and all. Then we play one of your favorite games, but with a pretty big twist. In the news, crazy cat ladies get a new perfume. And speaking of crazy, Michelle Bachmann tells us how the world will end.
This week, we take a look at Trump’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week! Sad! Then, unsatisfied with our previous asshole showings, of which there have been many, we’re bringing you an EPIC version of our signature game… Who Has the Biggest Asshole.. But this time, it’s only the creme de la creme of assholes… the all-stars, if you will.
This week, we debate Sean “Scary” Spicer being accosted in an Apple Store. Then we play the first ever game of Trump Supporter Family Feud! We allegedly polled 100 Trump supporters with questions like “Name a living black American you admire,” and “Name something women are good at,” and their top answers are on our board! In a shocking development in the news, one of the co-hosts announces their retirement.
This week, we force Judson to celebrate International Women’s Day! We take a quick glance at Trumpcare before it dies. In our feature, we’re taking you to the movies with the world’s worst critic, Armond White. In the news, we finally bring you a heartwarming story of new birth, and in shocking news (and this is NOT fake… seriously, it’s an actual true news story), President Trump literally gets castrated. Enjoy.
We have a SUPER-SIZED show for you this week…our longest show ever, in fact. In what is probably not a coincidence, we’re talking about hypocrisy in politics… both the conservative AND liberal flavors. In the news, we fail to graduate from Sizzler University, Bri introduces a brand new kind of cocktail, and we bring you the hottest trends in rectal telecommunications.
This week we welcome home our very brave members of congress by listening in on a few of their town hall meetings… provided they bothered to show up; we celebrate the website that has the Trumpsters frothing at the mouth, hillarybeattrump.org. In our feature, we send back some ideas that never should have come to this country as we discuss Trump’s immigration policies… And the news brings us the shocking answer to what REALLY sunk The Titanic… (Spoiler Alert! Jamie’s heart will go on… and on… and on…)