Category Archives: Podcast

Ep. 98 – A Hurricane of Assholes

The barrage of all-new episodes continues as we almost catch up to the news. This week, from the brave everyday citizens turned rescuers to Ted Cruz we take a look at the heroes and villains of hurricane Harvey… respectively. Then it’s onto the semi-final round of our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Assholes!! You won’t believe the shocking outcome of the White Supremacist versus Religious fanatics bracket!

Ep. 97 – Total Eclipse of the Art of the Schlemiel

We’re catching up with our news this week so we’re taking a look at the eclipse… without glasses… because… WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, TRUMP! WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!! After a visit to Louise Linton’s Instagram and a dash of Trump’s Arizona speech, we focus on the main event: Our fourth and final bracket in the first round of our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Champions!!!  Political Assholes.

Ep. 96 – Trump Loves Nazis (Both Sides)

This week, something strange happens to Tino at the movies, then we welcome back a man fighting cancer… and not just fighting it, but [Drop: Charlie Sheen Winning!]. But for most of the show, we all struggle to try to understand the tragic events in Charlottesville and the inexplicable aftermath, culminating in our third bracket of Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Assholes: White Supremacists!

The Trudeau Bro

Just before we flood your ears and mobile devices with multiple new shows later this week, we thought it would be nice to at least hear from us. Judson sings and we give you the love and relationship advice you never asked us to give you.

Ep. 95 – The Dregs of Summer

In the first of TWO new shows this week, we catch you up on the dregs of summer with everything from Death to Moochy to The Emoji Movie! Later on, we present our second bracket in our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Assholes spectacular… religious assholes!

Ep. 94 – Screw “the Mooch”

We take a long, hard look at one of the worst weeks in Trump’s short, flaccid presidency. A warning for those who are sensitive to overexposure to monster-cuck-level, bro-fueled doucehbaggery, there is quite a bit of talk about Anthony Scaramucci.

Ep. 93 – Fux and Friends

This week we focus on porn and the sex industry at large. After we each reveal our super secret porn names, we share our own personal experiences with sex education. It only gets bumpier from there. There is heat. There is passion… like any good sex talk.

Ep. 92 – Trump Junior and the Something-Burger

This week, after going over Tino’s visit to House Judson, we get stuffed on the “nothingburger” that is the clear collusion of the Trump campaign with the Russians. The crazy internet news is back this week too! With everything from vaginal glitter bombs to terrifying behavior at a so-called vegan restaurant. Oh, and fake Larry King is back too.

Ep. 91B – The Tweets That Broke Our “Vacation (All I Ever Wanted)”

We canceled part of our week off to bring you continuing coverage of the Trumpocalypse! Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto social media… First, we’re introducing a brand new co-host this week to help us understand what the hell Trump is doing on Twitter. Then, we present a classic feature wherein Jamie mangles all the words to your favorite 80s hits. You’ll seriously have a newfound disrespect for Jamie after you hear what she does to the songs you love.