The barrage of all-new episodes continues as we almost catch up to the news. This week, from the brave everyday citizens turned rescuers to Ted Cruz we take a look at the heroes and villains of hurricane Harvey… respectively. Then it’s onto the semi-final round of our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Assholes!! You won’t believe the shocking outcome of the White Supremacist versus Religious fanatics bracket!
We’re catching up with our news this week so we’re taking a look at the eclipse… without glasses… because… WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, TRUMP! WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!! After a visit to Louise Linton’s Instagram and a dash of Trump’s Arizona speech, we focus on the main event: Our fourth and final bracket in the first round of our Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Champions!!! Political Assholes.
This week, something strange happens to Tino at the movies, then we welcome back a man fighting cancer… and not just fighting it, but [Drop: Charlie Sheen Winning!]. But for most of the show, we all struggle to try to understand the tragic events in Charlottesville and the inexplicable aftermath, culminating in our third bracket of Who Has the Biggest Asshole Summer Tournament of Assholes: White Supremacists!
We take a long, hard look at one of the worst weeks in Trump’s short, flaccid presidency. A warning for those who are sensitive to overexposure to monster-cuck-level, bro-fueled doucehbaggery, there is quite a bit of talk about Anthony Scaramucci.
This week, after going over Tino’s visit to House Judson, we get stuffed on the “nothingburger” that is the clear collusion of the Trump campaign with the Russians. The crazy internet news is back this week too! With everything from vaginal glitter bombs to terrifying behavior at a so-called vegan restaurant. Oh, and fake Larry King is back too.