Monthly Archives: May 2016

The Depar-Ted

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This week we DON’T answer the question, “Where the hell have we been!?” Tino gets engaged, though his fiance hasn’t heard about it yet. And though we may have lost him weeks ago, we FINALLY say goodbye to our friend and no one else’s, Ted Cruz.

Toilet Sharks

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This week, Mike finds the sweet spot for pooping at work at his new job, we show you what happens when you replace “God” with “your dick,” and a female Ted Cruz look-alike agrees to do porn.