Monthly Archives: February 2016

Donald Trump (Allegedly) Has A Micropenis

This story about Donald Trump’s alleged micropenis is right up the UnPR Podcast’s alley. It’s the perfect balance of politics, Trump mockery, and dick jokes. It’s not just in our wheelhouse — it hits our G-spot (ironically enough, something we hear is very hard to do with a micropenis).

It’s the sort of thing we might force Tino to write some catchy words about, perhaps accompanied by an equally catchy and well-known melody — stay tuned.

UnProfessional Relationship Advice

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The UnPR Podcast gives you the relationship-saving advice you never asked for; we shine a light on the many faces of Ted Cruz (hint: they’re all sewed on); and we’ve made a brand new song parody about a tragic death in the news!

Off the Leash

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This week, the UnPR Podcast unleashes its two newest correspondents on the presidential elections; we investigate the many rumors swirling around the “suspicious” death of Antonin Scalia, and we use hard science to determine whether or not Jamie’s Husband is actually gay.

Are you having a good day? Want us to fix that for you?

We’ve had to cut a few stories due to time constraints lately, but some of them are just so infuriating that we really felt the need to share them with you.

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UnPR’s Valentine’s Day Spectacular

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Love– or SOMETHING –is in the air this week as the UnPR Podcast ruins Valentine’s Day! We each give you a taste of our romantic tales; Mike must confront his wife’s curious bookmark; Judson proposes to an 8-year old girl; Tino gives a master course on how not to court your crush; and Jamie has a scarring encounter with a brand new kind of pool cue.

This is how it all began…

Seriously, this is exactly how the UnPR Podcast came to be. Enjoy.


PS – Our apologies to existing users of the term ‘Scisr’, such as the PHP refactoring tool, the Software Craftsmanship in Israel group, or the esteemed Southern California Illegal Soapbox Racers.

Me And My Shadowman

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This week we welcome our newest contributor to the panel, The Shadowman, Mike ends up at the bottom of the class in “bible” study, we play our first new game of Who Has the Biggest Asshole in 2016, and we uncover the dark and ancient power of the hippo’s yawn.